GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra is... Well, it's definitely a movie. Sorta.
It's not bad, but it's a movie based entirely on selling action figures. Make of that what you will.
Expect ridiculousness. Always. The setting for the movie is 'In the not too distant future...'
Yeah. Also, Christopher Eccleston is awesome as Destro. Even though he's not until the last couple of minutes. The guy that plays (OMGSPOILERS!) Rex/The Doctor (snicker)/Cobra Commander is awesome too.
And The Baroness is HOT.
