Mystik Tomato's Blog Of Many Things

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37301605825548954962011-10-08T13:42:00.761+11:00Mystik Tomato's Blog Of Many ThingsI'm a prostitute robot from the future!Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-42238771029331260482010-01-24T16:30:00.000+11:002010-01-24T16:30:05.816+11:00You Just Lost It

The Game. Holy hell do I hate the damn thing. It's like, every place I go, there's at least one moron going around saying "hey u just lost teh game lol" or something similar. It's goddamn ridiculous. I'm willing to bet that not even half knows what The Game actually is. The Game is not a game. It's a social experiment. And the best part? Anyone that repeats it shows part of their true nature.

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-44908686702554376932010-01-20T15:37:00.000+11:002010-07-02T11:31:46.439+10:00In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night

This is quite easily the best trailer I've seen in a long time. The best/worst part? It's all fan-made. Goddamn, that's awesome.

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-27559711310621809772010-01-19T20:33:00.002+11:002010-07-02T11:31:27.022+10:00Tumbleweeds and Twilight

Uh, hi. Yeah, I don't post much at all. I am going to try posting more this year, but that's what I said last year. So there's that.Also, on FaceBook, I've seen this:"97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY FAGGOT!"

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-56746965354935195682009-09-13T14:51:00.005+10:002009-09-13T15:16:17.349+10:00And Knowing Is Half The Battle

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra is... Well, it's definitely a movie. Sorta.It's not bad, but it's a movie based entirely on selling action figures. Make of that what you will.Expect ridiculousness. Always. The setting for the movie is 'In the not too distant future...'Yeah. Also, Christopher Eccleston is awesome as Destro. Even though he's not until the last couple of minutes. The guy that plays (

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-20621970011149206202008-10-05T20:22:00.000+11:002008-10-05T22:30:44.686+11:00Half as tasty, but twice the awesome.

Sea cucumbers are the single greatest animal ever.Name me one other creature that spews out it's intestines at it's attackers that isn't a teenage girl.Also, it's body is one single gonad. Now, I know that makes me seem like I have the humour of a 12 year old (which I do, but that's not the point.) But wouldn't you like your body to be one single, branched gonad? I thought so.

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-90165917062601977952008-10-02T15:26:00.001+10:002009-09-13T14:49:21.894+10:00I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.

Wow... just wow. Cool As Ice, is as hilariously bad as the tag-line.I mean, just let that sink in for a moment. "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice." Just say it out loud. Doesn't it just destroy some of the logic centers in your brain? I mean, there's been some movies with horrible tag-lines (I'm looking at you, Date Movie.) But goddamn.As for the

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-39555054177200013602008-07-18T14:16:00.001+10:002009-09-13T14:51:28.933+10:00You guys... are so messed up.

Brilliant.

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-64461409739982665012008-07-18T14:05:00.001+10:002009-09-13T14:49:26.661+10:00I thought you'd be bigger.

Road House has got to be one of the greatest movies of all time. It's freakin' brilliant.Where else do you learn that "pain don't hurt?"What other movie does it have a guy get blasted by four shotgun blasts, and still be able to stumble backwards into the obligatory glass table?When else could you see Patrick friggin' Swayze rip out a man's throat with his bare hands?Seriously. there's not a bit

Mystik Tomatohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09843257565370113363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3730160582554895496.post-28170763621673768312008-05-03T17:21:00.000+10:002010-07-02T11:31:46.439+10:00This is why Superman works alone.

Okay, so there's enough stuff complaining about Batman & Robin on the 'net already, but as much as I've complained about it, I haven't really given many good reasons to hate it.Until now, that is.So, just what's wrong with it? Well, they screwed up pretty much every character in the movie. Now, I'm not saying that we should adhere to the comics like Krazy-Glue, but we should at least read a comic

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